Four overrated animals!

Dolphins
Everybody loooooves dolphins. They think they're so cute and so smart. I thin dolphins are stuck up. They think they're way better than all the other fish in the ocean! "But Eileen" you're saying, "dolphins aren't fish - they're mammals." I know. But in my mind, if it swims like a fish and smells like a fish then it's a fish.
Therefore I would not feel any worse about having a helping of dolphin sandwich than I do about tuna.

 "That's terrible!" You're saying now, "Dolphins are too smart to eat." Oh come on, we eat intelligent animals all the time! When was the last time you had a piece of bacon? I'm pretty sure if we could understand what the dolphins are saying we would hear them making snide jokes about us and then cackling wildly.

                                               So long, and thanks for all the sandwiches!


Butterflies
 A bug is a bug, I don't care how pretty it's wings are. So what is attraction to butterflies? They start out as a caterpillar, spin themselves into a cocoon and emerge with wings. Big deal. Moths do the same thing but you don't see any trashy girls getting moths tattooed to their lower back! You don't see people trying to get grasshoppers to land on their hand in a field full of flowers. Butterflies are just bugs, and bugs are gross!

                                       "Excuse me miss, you have a bug on your shoulder."


Monkeys
I've never understood why people like monkeys. They're smelly, they bite, and they have opposing thumbs which means that if they're little paws were big enough they could strangle you in your sleep. Have you ever looked a monkey in it's little human-like eyes and had the eery feeling that it was planning your murder? Monkey's are devious, conniving little tricksters!

                                                                    *Shudder*


Sloths
 Speaking of animals that could be serial killers, let's talk about sloths. They have the creepiest faces in the animal kingdom! They look like they are smiling all the time which is either incredibly devious or just plain creepy!! They have long, very sharp claws (which would be ideal for slicing you open) and are agile climbers who could hide and wait for you virtually anywhere!

 

                                     Don't be fooled by his seeming charm, he could be a killer!


These are just a few of the animals that I think are completely overrated, if you agree or think I'm completely off base leave a comment below!