... if newlyweds make you feel nauseated.
... if you don't give a damn where your friends "check in".
... if you feel like people you don't like are stealing oxygen that should be yours.
... if you don't think every baby is cute.
... if you think some babies are downright ugly.
... if you don't recycle your aluminum cans.
... if you pretend not to hear people you don't like when they say hi at the grocery store.
... if everyone who doesn't agree with you is an idiot.
... if you blog about what a jerk you are.
Let me know what makes you jerk!
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ReplyDeleteYou might be a jerk if the only presents you get your brother's girlfriend are really for him. :p
ReplyDeleteNice one! Or in my case, you might be a jerk if the presents you buy your spouse are actually mostly for you.
DeleteLOL. Nice!
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ReplyDeleteYou might be a jerk if you purposely slow down to see if the person behind you would just give up tailgating and go around
ReplyDeleteTrue - but at least in that scenario the tailgater is totally a jerk too! :)
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